"Das Whut Dat Mean..."
Every website either has .com, .biz, .net, .org, or .us... and the list goes on. We chose to roll with .org. Why you ask? Well after a late night round of slap-happy comedy, Bryan decided that .org stood for "Oh Really..... Goddamn!"... in reference to all that is nasty. What followed was 2 hours of examples and non-stop laughing. There is something to be said about fatigue, a cold, and a white guy who sounds like a ghetto Barry White.Lucky for you, we decided to take our demented-sleep-deprived-comedy and turn it into reality. Enjoy the twisted humor... and feel free to add to our (as Bryan would say) "fucked up shit".

FML - 'FUCK MY LIFE' FEED
- says FMLToday, I walked into my kitchen to find puddles of water all over the floor. My ice machine had been spitting out ice all night, and I never heard it. I now have to replace all the hardwood floors. FML […]
- stupidwall says FMLToday, I was so angry that I kicked a pile of dirt. Turns out the dirt was concrete. I now have a broken toe. FML […]
- Single says FMLToday, my boyfriend broke up with me because he wanted to make the most of his 1 month X-Box Live coupon. FML […]
- WastedTime says FMLToday, my boyfriend of one year told me not to walk beside him because people might "think we're together". FML […]
- Zinfandel says FMLToday, I decided to clear up some storm damage. I carefully cut a tree that was threatening to fall on my house. It fell on my neighbor's house instead. He's taking me to court for damages. FML […]